Angličtina
Podzimní písničky v angličtině
Podzimní období je plné barev ,ale někdy také ponuré a špatné nálady.T ak proč si třeba nezazpívat pro dobrou náladu písničku v angličtině ? Zlepšíme si náladu a zároveň se i něco nového naučíme. Vybrala jsem pro vás několik z nich .Takže směle do toho ☺ Celý článek
What is a kilt???
And what´s a tartan? Celý článek
School jokes 1
A math joke: Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one! Celý článek
Medical jokes 1.
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers. Celý článek
Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp - Arabian Nights
Far off in a beautiful city in China a ragged urchin called Aladdin used to play in the street. His father, a poor tailor, tried to make him work, but Aladdin was lazy and disobedient, and refused even to help in his father's shop. Even after his father died Aladdin still preferred to roam in the streets with his friends, and did not feel ashamed to eat the food his mother bought with the money she earned by spinning cotton.
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Rapunzel
A long time ago, a husband and wife lived happily in a cottage at the edge of a wood. But one day the wife fell ill. She could eat nothing and grew thinner and thinner. The only thing that could cure her, she believed, was a strange herb that grew in the beautiful garden next to their cottage. She begged her husband to find a way into the garden and steal some of this herb, which was called rapunzel Celý článek
The Frog Prince - The Brothers Grimm
There was once a handsome young prince who had the misfortune to offend a wicked fairy. To avenge herself she turned him into an ugly frog and put him into a well.
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Jokes about blonds 1.
How many blonde jokes are there? None, they`re all true! Celý článek
The Ugly Duckling by Hans Christian Andersen
It was summertime, and it was beautiful in the country. The sunshine fell warmly on an old house, surrounded by deep canals, and from the walls down to the water's edge there grew large burdock leaves, so high that children could stand upright among them without being seen.
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The Monkey's Paw by W. W. Jacobs
Without, the night was cold and wet, but in the small parlor of Lakesnam Villa the blinds were drawn and the fire burned brightly. Father and son were at chess, the former, who possessed ideas about the game involving radical changes, putting his king into suchm sharp and unnecessary perils that it even provoked comment from the whitehaired old lady knitting placidly by the fire.
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